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As we wake up on the morning of November 5 in America, we’ve already been through some intense Scorpio season astrology with last week’s transformational new moon and the harsh Mars-Pluto opposition over the weekend. But the good news is that Election Day itself is relatively chill—cosmically, at least—and we can take major advantage of that. After many sleepless nights and anxious days, we have finally made it to the actual day, and the astrology is equal parts joyful and strategic.

Setting the chart of Election Day to 9 a.m. ET in Washington, D.C., we’ve got a Sagittarius rising with the moon in Sagittarius. Hello, much-needed joy! Sagittarius, a feisty fire sign ruled by jovial Jupiter, is the sign of world affairs, philosophy, and, some would say, politics. It’s also the sign of optimism and laughter, a healing force and a stress-reducer. If you’re voting just as the polls open, you can tune into this very positive vibe at the polls. Embody that Sagittarius energy as you high-five your neighbors and show them funny memes on the voting line, even if it’s long.

In this early morning election day chart, a few wild and amazing things are happening at once. Venus—which is also in Sagittarius like the moon and rising sign of the Election Day chart—is in the first house. That sits opposite lucky Jupiter in the house of partners, suggesting that women feel seen and supported by the people in their lives. Venus is trine—a positive aspect—to Chiron, the wounded healer. So it could feel like our vote is both our voice and our healing balm.

Just like people, countries have natal charts. One way of seeing into the country’s fate is by breaking out the chart of the U.S.A. (dated July 4, 1776) and overlaying it with the 2024 election chart. In that chart, we see the current position of Black Moon Lilith—a point in the moon’s orbit representing feminism—at exactly the same degree as Saturn in America’s chart, the planet of masculinity. Lilith is hovering over Saturn at 14 degrees of Libra, the sign of justice, ruled by Venus, the planet associated with women. In other words, women are fired up on Election Day.

The moon moves into Capricorn later in the morning (at 10:17 am ET), bringing the energy back down to earth—and so we’re focused on a more sober strategy for the rest of the day. We can take that early morning joy with us, of course, but we may need to contend with longer lines and other forces in our way. This is why it’s so essential for all of us to have a voting plan a few days in advance, if possible. There is nothing Capricorn loves more than a plan (Other than winning, of course).

Here’s an Election Day forecast that you can read for your sun or rising sign.

Aries

March to the polls as if it’s your job, Aries! The moon starts the day in your house of idealism and ideas, planting the seed for what you want to create in the world. Then it moves into your house of success, where it will remain as the votes are tallied later in the evening. You’re so ready for this.

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